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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: Behind the Medic: Random Thoughts in a Doctor's Head (as he auscultates the heart and lungs)

cranquis:

Ah, 10 blessed seconds of silence!

I thought this lady would never stop talking.

Whoops, almost bumped her boob there.

Gotta remember to say “take a big BREATH”, not “BREAST”.

Whew, I didn’t say BREAST!

What’s that buzzing sound in her thorax?

Oh, it’s the cellphone in her sweater…

09/8/12

mysevenkids:

Ninja knitters are EVERYwhere.

(via smokeporch)

(via exceptionallyaustin)

08/28/12

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

(via smaithesmai)

08/6/12

hardcorestitchcorps:

I love The IT Crowd, and especially Moss. This stitcher also has an Etsy shop.

hardcorestitchcorps:

I love The IT Crowd, and especially Moss. This stitcher also has an Etsy shop.

(via smaithesmai)

08/4/12

skatieb:

this is beautiful ahah

(via smaithesmai)

07/26/12

smaithesmai:

hahahaha oh god oh my god

07/20/12

froggyfibers:

cute!

07/6/12

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In short, even if you don’t enjoy it (and nobody says you have to) being a hooker is a good way to solve some of your problems quickly and easily, especially if you happen to be loose.

Stephanie Purl-McPhee, The Yarn Harlot, 2/24/08

07/1/12

10pointstojessie:

10 points if you can guess what the caption to this should be! (Taken with instagram)

Egg-sterminate! Lol. Someone should make a Dalek egg cup, or maybe knit a Dalek egg cozy for toting hardboileds for snack/lunch.

06/1/12

daintyloops:

god i love new york.

laustrade:

m0rmanthefuckup:

Hipster Traps - In New York, USA

Actual tears right now

05/31/12

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